Simon Tait’s Mews No.6

Wanna tell you a story�?�

If you�??ve been following the Magic of Cabaret day by day you�??ve got some idea of the range of what CMT does, and elsewhere on the site there�??s a bit of history, but I think you ought to know the real story about how the whole thing came about, and that�??s Sue Jackson�??s story. I warn you, though; it�??s a breathless roller coaster we�??re boarding.

The journey starts in Falmouth in Cornwall, where Sue had been a student at the art school. Now she�??s a young mum, children off hands at school, husband Peter running a small reasonably successful antiques business. She decides to open a shop of her own selling�?� well, whatever she wants: Victorian dolls, feather boas, interesting objets d�??art. There�??s a large shop in town she thinks they could all live above, and from which they can run their two businesses (the shop was hat shop called Clara Reid) but Sue�??s beaten to it and the new owners open a wine bar called Oscars. Within a year, though, one of the owners is in Sue�??s shop suggesting a straight swap by deed of exchange Sue was delighted but when she told Peter he was in dismay, �??but its now a wine bar�?� he said.
�??Ok then so I�??ll run a wine bar�?� Sue replied.
So there it is. No money has changed hands, but several lives have changed. Sue tested her creativity in the kitchen, and turned Oscar�??s into a bistro selling only fresh produce �?? no freezer, no microwave. Sue put a large notice on the door stating that �??Everything on the menu was homemade except the butter�??.
She wanted live music so she turned to pianist, Julian, the local printer and magical tinkler of the ivories, he agreed to play for �??as much wine as he could drink�?? while he played!
So Oscar�??s became the only eatery in town to have live music plus an extra vegetarian dish cooked fresh everyday.
Sue invented a strawberry shortcake that becomes so popular people have to book their slice the day before; Despite all this Sue still found time to write poetry �?? she�??s read at the National Theatre �?? and got widely published in Ambit a well known quarterly Magazine.
But after a whole year of hot melting cooking the restaurant had lost its charm, Sue decided to try opening Oscar�??s at lunch times only, she chose to turn it into a creperie, travelling to Brittany to buy expensive new equipment. A brilliant idea, as she says, except that Cornwall had never heard of crepes and the luxurious pancake griddles become burger hotplates.
We�??ve arrived at 1980.

Then in a cartoon Ron Fuller, her old classmate at Falmouth School of Art and Design, reminded her �?? in the best of taste �?? of where all her best work ended up,
Sue decided to sell the lease, and concentrate her creativity on a new shop. She�??s recently seen the 1972 film Cabaret, with Liza Minnelli, she loved it so much she borrowed the name.
She started by selling pictures by local artists, homemade knitwear and hand-thrown ceramics, and paintings, she sold the work of Peter Markey who had recently given up teaching art, she caught up again with Ron Fuller.

Paul Spooner entered the shop whose first offering was a series of boxes with numbered elephants in them. Sue was unable to sell them and talked him into making his creations move, Paul came up with his first Anubis figures. Sue felt sad that she was selling these limited editions of these moving sculptures, and decided to keep one back in every batch to create a permanent show. One frustrated American tourist �?? probably one of those from the QEII when she got stuck in Falmouth Harbour – who found that everything she wanted to buy was sold out and declared �??This isn�??t a shop, it�??s a museum!�?? Well, perhaps she said store rather than shop, but Cabaret had become a tourist attraction, frequently appearing in the regional press and on local TV. The Crafts Council got to hear of it, and wanted to put a show on in their then Covent Garden premises. 1984, and the Cornish idyll was coming to an end.

Sue remortgaged the Cornish home and leased Cabaret�??s own corner of Covent Garden. The licensing authorities insisted on a particular typeface for the shop titles, and there had to be words in postbox red between the columns of the colonnade, and Cabaret had four columns. So to fill the space it became The Cabaret Mechanical Theatre, with letters cut out of wood by Sue with her jigsaw. Family and friends were made to stand outside saying things like, �??What can this fascinating new attraction be’ �?? and ‘only £1.50 to get in, a bargain!�?? Ron Fuller made her a turnstile, and a figure to stamp tickets, while inside customers found new work by Spooner, Markey and Fuller and now by Tim Hunkin as well, and later Michael Howard. After an appearance on Blue Peter there were crowd control problems.

I could go on and tell you about the Japanese visitors who spent all their gambling winnings, of Sue�??s desert safaris with the novelist Geoff Nicholson, or how the sixteen year Covent Garden sojourn ended, how the global challenge was presented and met, but we�??ll do that another time.

Sue tells her grandchildren that their New Year resolution has to be to do something �??new�?? each year, they have never done before, a tenet she has stuck to all her life. She has become a mistress of the computer and has created the animated CD�??s & DVD�?? that are flashing around to an eager international public. As I write she�??s busy sewing elaborate little outfits for Cabaret�??s little Barecat to appear in the 40 day on-line Christmas Card called �??The Magic of Cabaret’. This ends on December 21, Sue 71st birthday. By which time she expects to have accomplished her task for 2009: to become a chess master!

Mewsettes

The fabulous basket cases of War Horse
War Horse has to be the family show of the year, now at the New London having transferred from the National and there are some fine acting performances. But the star for me is the Handspring Puppet Company, and to be precise its co-founder Adrian Kohler. This is the South African company that created the life-size horses out of bent cane and makes essentially a children�??s story at least as fascinating for adults, at last giving the lie to the notion that fantasy is only for kids. These basket cases which Kohler has devised are as much horses for us in the seats as if they�??d been ridden, snorting and dunging, into the theatre by the Household Cavalry. You don�??t have to suspend belief, you do believe.

Day 19 – ‘Carlos Zapata’ by Andrew Lanyon

A new book by Andrew Lanyon, in which Andrew examines some of Carlos’ most challenging pieces of work. As he says ‘We are grateful to Carlos for being brave enough to make these awful things’.

The subject of war, oppression, poverty and disease are all observed in these demanding works.
Handbound 28 pp
20 cm x 15 cm

‘Carlos Zapata’ by Andrew Lanyon – £12

Day 18 – Harmless Fun

This evening we feature a little piece by Paul Spooner which was first sold in 1997. ‘Harmless Fun’, a gnome sitting on top of a toadstool, were produced by the Fourteen Balls Toy Company, (but no longer available).
This one is number 50 of the edition. Dated 11th July 1997.

The accompanying rhyme – (written by Paul Spooner aged 49)

When yawning Orpheus drops his lyre,
and pixies of their trilling tire,
All softly to the dell I creep
To see the place where fairies sleep
And, while they dream a solitary Gnome
Is gently tossing in a toadstool’s dome.

Harmless Fun – £195 (excl. VAT)
15cm high
7cm width
4cm deep

SOLD

Day 17 – The Skateboarder Kit

A brand new kit for 2009 – the Skateboarder. What better gift for the hard-to-please teenager than this lovely indoor project? Alternatively you can buy one to make it as a present. These kits can also be painted which adds to the fun.

There is a great action on the this piece, the skateboarder’s knees bend as the board swings from side to side, and he balances to compensate.

The Skateboarder Kit – £17.50 (ex VAT)

Day 16 – Friendly Gifts

If plastic carrier bags are practically illegal where you live (as they are in parts of London), this CMT tote bag from our Cafepress store is a great alternative. We know that there are only so many ‘bags for life’ that you can fit in the hallway, but this one is quite special, and can be used exclusively for tins of catfood if you like.

The CMT sigg water bottle, also from our CafePress store, cuts out the disposable plastic drinking bottle problem, whilst adding both style and content to your drinking habits.

Our logo features our favourite piece of automata, The Barecats. It’s the only one which includes automata within automata. This Fourteen Balls Toy Company Design was made by Matt Smith, and is based on a drawing by Paul Spooner. It was some years after opening Cabaret Mechanical Theatre in Covent Garden that Paul told us that ‘Barecat’ was an anagram of ‘Cabaret’. So now you know.